Dear Sirs and/or Madams,

I understand that everyone has to make a living, and I suspect that your living is quite a prosperous one.  With this in mind I offer one small suggestion.

Why don’t you die?  Painfully, if possible.  This takes care of your pesky problem of having to make a living and my pesky problem of having to sort through countless comments about or pertain to Viagra, Cialis, Propecia, and any other product that has to do with hair growth or blood pressure in a specific part of the male anatomy.

I hope that you will see that this is a win/win situation.

With love and utmost gratitude,

Your friend over at Finding Freedom.